February 25, 2004

■ スボンでゴー

ズボンを盗んだ女性が、同じ店に裾上げをしてくれと再び訪れて逮捕されたらしい。
北京(ロイター)店頭からズボンを万引きした女性が、裾(すそ)の直しを求めるため同じ店を訪れて逮捕される騒ぎがあった。中国紙チャイナ・デーリーが24日伝えた。
同紙によると、盗んだズボンの丈が長すぎてサイズが合わなかった女性は、盗んだ店が購入者には無料で直してくれることを聞き、裾上げのために店を再訪したという。
しかし、店側は持ち込まれたズボンが万引きされた品だと気付き、女性を問いただしたところ、盗みを白状した。 / CNN.co.jp - こぼれ話 [2004.02.24]
この話から得られる教訓を挙げてみよう:
  • ズボン泥棒は裾上げができないとつとまらない。
  • 盗まれた品だと気付くくらい特徴のあるズボンてどうよ。
  • ズボンがないのなら袴をはけば良いじゃない。
  • 店も「裾上げ無料、ただし盗品を除く」に変えたらしいぜってまとめればアメリカンジョークに。
February 25, 2004 05:36 PM
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